Giving presidents the Nobel Prize is not too wise;
You never know what it will do to those unstable guys.
Teddy Roosevelt got one and look what happened there;
He went off shooting lions and other creatures kinda rare.
Jimmy Carter also got the nod from all those Swedes;
Now Saint Jimmy floats around while counting his prayer beads.
Our presidents are better off with scorn and stern abuse;
Otherwise they get to thinking they are mighty Zeus.
It's hard enough to keep them straight and honest all the time;
Nixon said as president his actions were no crime!
They get enough baloney from their cabinet and staff;
Believing just a fraction would make devils howl and laugh.
The only prize they ought to get, from Hollywood & Vine,
Is an Oscar for performing with intense design.
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