State employees have the knack
Of multiplying back to back;
Where there's one there soon is two;
Another month will bring a crew
Gazing at computer screens,
Inventing lazy sub-routines.
Pruning only causes growth;
they are sly and nothing loath
To hide a job down basement stairs
Or hire someone to count chairs
At the county courthouse, or
Conserve the one last cuspidor.
You think rabbits multiply?
Bureaucrats don't even try!
Budgets are but harmless quirks –
The state goes on producing clerks.
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