Maine Mural

When a guy who can't use crayons

Shows he hasn't any bray-ons

By complaining that a mural is not bland,

Then I say he has it coming

When a gradual benumbing

Of toleration shows up all across the land.

They will take the Mona Lisa

And for certain say that she's a

Inappropriate device for Dental Care;

For her smile must sure be hiding

Dental caries long abiding,

And she really needs to comb her longish hair.

Or they might say that Picasso

Is a regular Sargasso

That reflects the morals of a wayward mind,

And before you can say "pyre!"

They have started a bonfire

To burn up all things that are misunderstood;

It would not disturb my bonnet

If they also threw upon it

Paul LePage and all the others of his brood.