Never go to bed with your shoes on.
If at first you DO succeed don't brag about it.
Clean your plate and you'll still have to wash it.
A silent woman has something on her mind; a silent man is just glad to be alive.
Insight comes C.O.D.
Flatter your boss for quick prmotion; your spouse for quick suspicion.
Spite stays busier than goodwill.
Take time to smell the garbage and you're watching too much TV
Don't bother to aim high; aim true.
Money lets you dream. Work let's you live.
Listen to your heart unless you have a lot of money.
An enemy is just a friend you haven't killed yet.
God doesn't count calories.
Your life is like your laundry; nobody wants to do it for you.
If you have to ask how much something costs you don't have enough credit cards.
Your children will teach you more than your parents.
Stupidity is a franchise.
There are two kinds of people in the world -- when you find out what they are let me know.
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