The Pleasures of Ex . . .

To
Excavators we owe
thanks
for never filling in the
blanks.
 
Our
Excuses shield us
from
hearing snare of moral
drum.
 
When
Excess is
undetected
Democrats are soon
elected.
 
Some
Excursions can be
took
in a chair and with a
book.
 
All
Exegesis wise saints should
shun;
it's made the world with blood to
run.
 
Try
Excercise if you are
fat
or cellulite if you are
flat.
 
Take
Exhaust away from
cars
and suicides will fill the
bars.
 
With
Exogamy I do
concur;
I hate a wife who's always
sure.
 
What
Existentialism hasn't
done
is make philosophy good
fun.
 
If
Exostosis you've never
read
just think of Hillary Clinton's
head.
 
Now
Expat isn't considered
proper;
most just need to avoid a
copper.
 
An
Explosion often
comes
from home cooking without
Tums.
 
Darn
Expletives always
stalk
conversation and small
talk.
 
Get
Ex Lax if you are
glum;
your seat of reason will go
numb.
 
Praise
Exreta to the
skies;
how else could we have cow
pies?
 
Called
Extortion of a
sort --
otherwise known as child
support.
 
Huge
Extravaganza
sale
means the market has gone
stale.
 
Pure
Extrovert is someone
who
makes an atheist rent a
pew.
 
The
Expert knows much more than
me;
except when I write
poetry.
 

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