Fish Oil

 

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America continues as the con man's simple foil
by lapping up great gallons of disgusting cold fish oil.
It started with cod liver given to defenseless child,
compared to which pure turpentine is smooth-tasting and mild.
This year of grace the masses pop their fish oil pills like mad --
the anchovy has now become a healthy, hearty, fad.
Fish oil has omega-this and beta-blocker-that;
it will give you glossy hair and boost a chest that's flat.
For all I know it lubricates the brain cells one by one,
so they discharge smartness faster than a Gatling gun.
But let me tell you this, my friend, I've never seen a fish
that looked like it was healthy or did not demand an "ish!"
 

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