The elephant has got a trunk.
The other end has always stunk.
His eyes are small, his ears are big.
He's bald but doesn't wear a wig.
His feet are round and flat and firm.
The snobs all call him pachyderm.
He's always grey, unless he's white.
And mice do not give him a fright.
He eats a lot, but wouldn't you
If you were cooped up in a zoo?
He's awful mild, the elephant,
And never was malevolent.
But should you tease him with some food
You'll find he can be slightly rude;
And slightly rude, the elephant
Has the muscle prevalent
To flatten toes and feet and more.
So do not ever make him sore.
Just treat him square, the elephant,
And he will be benevolent.
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