The trashy romance novel
Is such a hit becuz
The ladies love a story
Where all the men are scuz.
Until that Certain Someone
With biceps like a rock,
With soul to spare, clean underwear,
Who owns some Google stock,
Goes walking on the beach with
Such tragic look that gals
Want to heal his heartache
And be his bestest pals.
The sex is pure and simple,
And happens quite a lot,
And that is how the author
Gets by without a plot.
Of course we men don't read 'em;
We've better things to do –
Like napping on the couch all day
And learning how to chew.
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