Flight attendants run amok –
Nowadays, that's just my luck.
First the postal worker cracks.
Then the store clerk just attacks.
Snipers on the freeway bridge.
Salmonella in my fridge.
Poison in my Tylenol.
Faulty gas tanks on recall.
In the air, where they should dote,
Flight attendants cut my throat.
I could increase my life span
Living in Afghanistan!
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