Sunburn!

I lay upon the beach too long

So now I sing this mournful song:

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!

I didn't think the sun so strong;

How can one guy be so wrong?

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!

My shoulders feel as if some hick

Had beaten on them with a stick.

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!

My arms are baked and my poor nose

Like a light bulb warmly glows.

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!

I thought a little baby oil

Would prevent this awesome broil.

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!

If you like this song of mine

Please get me some calamine!

Sunburn!  Have I got sunburn!