Hearing aides are needed by the vast majority
Of voters who are victims of the current jamboree.
Each candidate yells louder and much longer than the last.
Our eardrums are all rupturing from their infernal blast.
Boasting all at once about the merits of their cause
The candidates produce a din more grating than buzz saws.
Nowhere on this earth can you escape their dreadful tune
And from the things they're claiming they must broadcast from the moon!
I don't care how high their ratings at the polls may climb;
I am going to vote for someone skilled in pantomime!
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