Diff'rence tween newspapers, blog,
Is one can light a fireplace log.
T'other can't, and that's the way
I tell the two apart today.
Wrapping fish – another caper –
Can be done with just newspaper.
Make a funnel, wave a silk,
Then you pour in lots of milk –
Where'd it go? That's the magic
Of newspapers – ain't it tragic?
You can't make a printer's cap
With any of this blogging crap.
With a blog you only scan –
But newsprint lines a garbage can!
I guess we'll save a lotta trees
When it's all a pixel frieze.
(The paper boy will throw CD's)
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