Resealable

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The package says "resealable"
but whether ham or peas
when you try to snap it shut
it brings you to your knees.
The line turns red -- or is it blue --
the bag turns inside out;
the contents fall upon the floor
and seep into the grout.
"Resealable."  Oh, what a crock!
It's messy and unsure.
To every maker of such frauds
my only comment:  "Grrr!"
'Tween promise and performance
there is such a giant gap
that I am now reverting
back to good old Handiwrap!
 

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