Monday, February 9, 2009
Valentine
Send a valentine to all the people that you hate.
This will sure confuse them and their sleep disintegrate.
Your enemies will wonder what it is you plan to start
by giving them some candy in a satiny pink heart.
Many fruitless hours oh so anxiously will pass
as they check your flowers for anthrax and poison gas.
Take 'em out to dinner and of terror they may die,
thinking there is cyanide inside their apple pie.
Do good to them that hurt, as the Good Book doth command
and so destroy your enemies with kindness out of hand.
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