Comic Book Schnooks

 


Superman is cutting back on capes and tights these days;
Batman laid off Robin -- fighting crime no longer pays.
Green Lantern's gone fluorescent and the Hulk cannot afford
insurance for his rampages and now is very bored.
Thor has pawned his hammer and the Metal Men are rust;
Wonder Woman lost her plane when everything went bust.
Lex Luthor is on food stamps; Dr. Doom a buyout took;
Wolverine works graveyard shift at Denny's as a cook.
Fantastic Four do birthdays and bar mitzvahs for a fee;
the Joker is not laughing when he filed for bankruptcy.
Why don't these super paupers rob a bank in one fell stroke?
Oh yeah . . . because the banks are also absolutely broke.
 

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