The Good Jobs

 

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Lost your job and in a jam?
Why not work for Uncle Sam!
Private sector jobs are done,
but the Feds are having fun
staffing all the agencies
for finance emergencies.
Tax collectors -- name your price!
Pen pushers will have it nice.
Goldbricks -- now's your time to shine.
Salaries are out of line!
If at desk you can ignore
deadlines while you gently snore,
they have got a job for you
propping up a bank or two.
Benefits are guaranteed.
Payday comes with blinding speed.
And then every ninety days
you will get a healthy raise.
There's no need to hesitate;
soon we'll all work for the state.
And the taxes that we pay
will go up and there they'll stay.

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