Remember when Dummies Held Jobs?

 

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Remember when dummies held jobs?
When work was so easy to get?
Anyone with a head who could prove they weren't dead
was shot into place like a jet.
The factories couldn't keep up.
The offices hummed with delight.
Everyone ordered so fast that it bordered
upon a knock-down, drag-out fight.
The dummies could not find their desks.
To customers they were so rude.
Credit was hoppin' with everyone shoppin'
and caviar was our fast food.
But now jobs are not to be had.
A Master's Degree gets you squat.
Unless you're connected, unemployment's collected,
and all of your skills can go rot.
So all of you dummies, relax.
You will not be working this year.
Put on your beanies and wait for the genies
to serve you free pretzels and beer.

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