Tuesday, April 22, 2008

test tube meat

Looking for a chance to earn

A fortune pretty neat?

PETA's got a million bucks

If you make test tube meat.

We could banish all the muck

And fragrant barnyard smells,

Replaced by something magical

Cooked up by H.G. Wells.

Hamburgers 'in vitro'

Has a juicy, pleasing ring.

Or how about a little pill

That tastes like chicken wing?

When you get the formula,

I tell you what you do . . .

Stick it up your backpack

And commence to barbeque!

Back to work after baby– how do you know when you're ready?

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