Tuesday, May 13, 2008

baby bust

I do not think a baby's cute.

Their charms are lost on me.

They look like Winston Churchill,

Pink and squashed and quite flabby.

They're selfish and demanding.

They do not pay any tax.

And when it comes to hygiene

They are very, very lax.

They do not like to sleep at night;

They stay up howling threats.

They never would fly off the shelves

If they were sold as pets.

So, baby, do not coo at me

Or make with goo-goo eyes.

I would not change your diaper

For a ton of crisp French fries.



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