grump

The next guy tells me: "cheer up Tim;

You do not need to worry." –

I intend to chop up fine

Into a grinning curry.

Optimists are pests who prey

Upon the weak and simple.

They would call a deep pothole

A temporary dimple.

When life hands me a lemon

I will throw it in the trash;

Cuz when I drink fresh lemonade

I break out in a rash.

A smile may be a bumpershoot,

But hail is awful lumpy.

When the storms of life descend –

I'll stay dry and grumpy.

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