MEDICATION NATION
Grandma's off her meds again;
I don't know what to do.
She thinks that she is Sparky
Living at the
Uncle Ed's prescription
Has him broken out in hives;
But at least he's stopped
Collecting rusty butcher knives.
Cousin Jane takes laxatives
When constipation nears;
She hasn't left her bathroom
In about a dozen years.
I take aspirin for my heart,
And something to aide sleep;
I won't risk infarction
While I'm counting all those sheep.
Diet pills and fish oil
We consume just like a snack.
The vitamins my family takes
Would fill a gunny sack.
The kids are dosed with Ritalin
To keep them calm and focused.
Pharmacies have got us all
Completely hocus-pocused.
Even with a discount
My finances grow too lean;
I need a drug to turn my purse
A healthy shade of green!
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