Wednesday, May 14, 2008

tell-all, smell-all

The stars are writing memoirs

All about their big affairs

With royalty and athletes

And jet-setting billionaires.

I wouldn't pay a nickel

For such brazen self-promotion –

Such "revelations" act on me

Just like a sleeping potion.

Give me something meaty, sure,

But not a bedroom tussle.

I prefer my heroines

To hold on to their bustle.

Virtue is its own reward;

Celebrities, get smart!

I'm not buy any book

Where all you do is tart.



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