My paper's getting smaller,
There is less news all the time.
The overseas report could
Now be printed on a dime.
The comics are so minute
You need a microscope.
The Op Ed page is milder
Than the softest laundry soap.
The sports page is generic.
The crossword puzzle's gone.
The Want Ads, too, are shrinking.
The forecast is a con.
Renewing my subscription,
There is a price increase.
I am a modern Argonaut,
Who gets the golden fleece!
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