The government don't want you driving used cars anymore.
They call it Cash for Clunkers, and it makes me mighty sore.
I haven't got the money for a new car, don't you see –
I do not nibble caviar or sample bits of brie.
I need a clunker but it seems they soon will be extinct.
No one gets to tool around unless they're good and minked.
If I am green it ain't because I want to save the earth
But because I'm awful low when it comes to net worth.
I'd take the bus but lunches cost the same as one-way fare.
I guess my stomach can get used to playing solitaire.
(Thanks a lot Obama for reviving the shanks' mare.)
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