me too!

ME TOO

 

Somewhere sixty years ago

A baby born brand-new

Uttered these immortal words

When slapped, he cried:  "Me too!"

 

As a child at giddy games

Or going to the zoo

He would not be left behind

But hollered 'till he was half-blind:

"Me too!"

 

When at college he enrolled

Our hero's grades so flew;

He could read-n-write-n-spell.

And he learned the college yell:

"Me too!"

 

In the courtroom he did lead

And made his mark so true.

An honest lawyer who told

Clients always plead:

"Me too!"

 

When our country needed him,

He patriotic grew.

So he ran for President –

An independent resident –

Whose platform was:

"Me too!"

 

He lost, of course, but never

Ever would he sob boo-hoo.

He picked up all the pieces

And although he gained more creases

His war cry never ceases:

"Me too!"

 

In the nursing home he sits,

Just a burnt-out crater.

Whispering "me too, me too!"

Forgetting he's Ralph Nader.

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