Friday, February 22, 2008

old tyrants

OLD TYRANTS

 

 

Do old tyrants just fade away

To fish on Guantanamo Bay?

How do they suppress

Their people's distress

And live off their 401(K)'s?

 

I doubt if old Castro can sleep;

His conscience at night must sure creep.

So innocent creaks

And rainy night leaks

Should cause him from bed quick to leap.

 

Of course if the cagey old coot

Has stashed away plenty of loot

He has bodyguards

Who sit and play cards

Until Castro give 'em a toot.

 

Maybe the CIA now

Will stop having cow after cow

Trying to figure

Who pulls the trigger

To put some lead into his brow.

 

Is someone of such infamy

Allowed to join AARP?

His country in ruins

So now he eats prunes

And watches game shows on TV.

 

Yet maybe before Castro dies

He'll get a nice Nobel Peace Prize.

No more bogeyman,

In Stockholm a fan

could spread enough money and lies.

 

So dictators, take a few notes

On Castro – a man with no votes –

Who ruled forty years

Destroyed all his peers

And now in retirement gloats.



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