THE SUPER DELEGATE
A bird? A plane? An apple crate?
No! It's Super Delegate!
Faster than a speeding truck.
Louder than a quacking duck.
The Democrats are out of luck
With their Super Delegate.
Free from any earthly bounds.
They can gain a couple pounds,
No one says a thing – and zounds!
They're still a Super Delegate.
Celebrated in folklore.
Greeted with a rousing roar.
Immune to bribes, but keeping score.
That's a Super Delegate.
Clinton and Obama know
If they wish to not eat crow
They've got a job that reeks of snow
To please that Super Delegate.
Republicans sit back and snicker.
This is more fun than scotch liquor,
Watching Democrats all bicker
Over Super Delegates.
Mountains sink into the sea.
Jews may say the rosary.
But nothing changes their duty –
Faithful Super Delegates.
They will vote as they see fit.
Like John Wayne they're full of grit.
Pompous as an
Noble Super Delegate.
So vote for anyone you want—
Barney Fife or John of Gaunt –
You'll be answered with the taunt:
It's up to Super Delegate!
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