Monday, October 22, 2007

Fwd: timerick

SCREEN PLAY
 
Start with sex.
Then a murder.
Take the sex
a little furder.
Use a sunset.
Lonely figure.
Close-up now.
Make it bigger.
On a beach
set explosion.
Lots of rain.
Some erosion.
Must have dog
and some kids.
Parents weird.
Flip their lids.
Courtroom scene.
Judge has sex
while the jury
cranes their necks.
Start the gunplay.
Kids in danger.
Big name star
as the Stranger.
Lots of beer.
Snort some coke.
But no one
allowed to smoke.
Funny priest,
stupid cop
make mad love
in bookshop.
Therapist
sits them down.
Has bad breath.
Hair like mop.
Bad guy falls
over cliff.
Dog breaks leg.
All do sniff.
Final scene
in slo mo.
Popcorn gone.
Time to go.

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