MY HEART (AMONG OTHER THINGS) FOR
How nice to know if things get tough
That I can call my creditor's bluff
When with scarce funds I have to part
I'll hang FOR SALE on liver and heart.
Surgeons working far away
Can bid for me right on eBay.
I can do without a lung.
My small intestines make great dung.
A warranty upon my bones.
I guarantee no kidney stones!
I'll throw in my appendix free;
Just view my colonoscopy.
A cat scan of my fresh pink brain
Will show it's never had much strain.
And if you've got enough gold coins
You'll get a set of manly loins.
I'm selling skin now by the yard;
Just put it on your Mastercard!
My follicles sprout overnight.
My diaphragm is good and tight.
My feet are flat but that's okay;
My tendons are not built to fray!
Let's dispense with doctor's jargon;
Both my knee caps are a bargain!
Hurry up, I'd better warnya;
The dibs are thick upon my cornea.
With the chance for so much Kroner
Who wants to be an organ donor?
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