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THE TASER
 
Law enforcement practices are better than before;
no more now the billy club, the rubber hose, the gore.
Instead they have the taser -- delightful little plug! --
that gives you an electric untraceable bear hug.
So you fall down into a swoon, a few teeth you might lose;
but bleeding-heart attorneys will never find a bruise.
Don't I wish I had one to carry down the street
to zap the slow panhandler and others I may meet.
I'd love to share it's spirit and invigorating buzz
with bullies like state troopers and other kinds of fuzz.
 

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