THE SECOND COMING
You can be happy! You can be free
If you attend to the ads on TV!
Pizza Hut feeds you with sweet loving care.
Rogaine makes sure that you never lose hair.
Fruit of the Loom has got your underwear.
Budweiser makes all the chicks at you stare.
Prilosec keeps that bad heartburn at bay.
Charles Schwab will make you quite rich in a day.
Jenny Craig helps all your fat melt away.
Motel Six treats you like Queen of the May.
Nicoderm promises freedom from smoke.
Centrum keeps old folks from having to croak.
Visa lets you spend no matter how broke.
Activon will improve your golfing stroke.
Walmart has got everything on the cheap.
MetLife insures that your money you keep.
Oil of Olay forbids old age to creep.
Ambien means there's no more counting sheep.
Plavix will flush out those clots near your heart.
Glade will disguise the most treacherous fart.
Orbit chews soft and will never go tart.
Macy's will dress you to look very smart.
Crest gives you teeth that are whiter than white.
Maxwell House coffee starts your morning right.
KFC brings all the kids home at night.
Hallmark proves clichés are never too trite.
Netflix sends movies right into your house.
Revlon will tantalize your torpid spouse.
All-State uncertainty surely will douse.
You can be happy! No Second Coming
Can equal the pleasure of TV's mind-numbing.
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