Comic books in childhood, coins and stamps today;
I collect most anything that ever comes my way.
Soap from a hotel room in Pittsburgh (that's PA).
Playdoh cans and empty bags of chips from Frito-Lay.
Toothpicks from a franchise called The Olde Country Buffet.
Dobie Gillis posters and old cans of insect spray.
Vintage key chains and a set of mismatched wood parquet.
My pride and joy – a 1949 green TV tray.
Some may brand it clutter and call for a valet.
But I can't live without it – your trash bags you must stay.
I see the world's against me, they think me easy prey.
Ha! Ha! I've cadged some steak knives, and I know how to fillet!
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