Babies are a lot of trouble,
Whether girl or boy;
Gender makes no diff'rence
When you change a diaper – oy!
Then when they grow older
They have got an appetite
That either is too picky
Or will bleed your wallet white.
As an adolescent
They are drama queens & kings,
Making you impatient
To cut all the apron strings.
Finally they leave the nest
But come right back again,
This time with a boyfriend
Or a hankering for Zen.
Gender Disappointment?
That is far too nice a term.
When it comes to babies
You should treat 'em like a germ!
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