O, those sneaky hens have got us where they want us at long last;
eating omlette time bombs with a salmonella blast!
Too long have they stood by while we massacred their chicks;
Now they're turning on us with a bag of toxic tricks!
FDA inspectors do not need to be accused
Of any dereliction; Chicken Little has us rused!
Round up all the poultry, they belong in durance vile!
Let 'em stew in solitary for a good long while.
If they do not give us names and dates and strategy
I say we get The Colonel to start making 'em talk free!
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