Monday, August 30, 2010

Recruits

Recruits into the Army are beginning to display

Muscles just as flabby as an amateur soufflé.

Instead of drilling on parade most every single day

To the PX they will cruise on Uncle Sam's Segway.

Backpacks are too heavy; they may have to hire caddies

While they're in Afghanistan and fighting off the baddies. 

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