Since over half the people round the world sleep on the floor,
A fifty-thousand dollar mattress is too much décor.
You might as well be sleeping on a load of silver ore,
Or on a stack of greenbacks try your very best to snore.
Building such a mattress is a monumental feat,
Not to mention something of a horrible conceit.
Rumplestilskin spinning up a golden ripe bed sheet
Is the only person who might think it is discreet.
Anybody buying such a mattress is aware
That if they mention what they paid, most everyone will stare.
But then the filthy rich so really, truly do not care –
They think that ev'rything they do falls under laissez faire.
No comments:
Post a Comment