Holy guacamole, there's undocumented folk
Mixing up my Caesar with some pepper and egg yolk!
Don't tell me an Afghan with no papers is the one
Who serves me my espresso and an almond hot cross bun?
I've no use for any of these common refugees;
You must separate the curds from whey in making cheese!
Give me native hands to ladle out my vichyssoise,
An honest corn-fed Iowan who knows about coleslaw.
Menu prices may reach heights that cause the jaw to slack;
If they do I'll just go down and buy a cheap Big Mac.
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