When I go into a store to buy a thing or two
I do not want the clerk to be a stupid Nosy Sue.
"May I have your zip code?" they are asking me – my gosh!
Why must I put up with such presumptuous pure bosh?
"I will give you my zip code if you will give me yours"
Is what I tell these dunderheads in all those crummy stores.
Used to be that customers were treated like a prince –
Now they want your photo and a set of fingerprints!
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