Dr. Suess might not get far
at a dim piano bar
If he brought in a guitar.
Would they let him in at all,
Even if he tried to crawl –
Would there be a great big brawl?
Maybe he could get on through
If he snuck in a kazoo –
And recited in Urdu.
If he had enough cheap gin
He could make an awful din.
Then he'd meet with Mickey Finn.
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