california dreaming

CALIFORNIA DREAMING

 

Down on Hollywood and Vine

Folks are feeling mighty fine

When geologists predict a giant quake,

For they know the magnitude

Will be copacetic, dude,

Making Sacramento nothing but a lake.

Yes, in 30 years or less

All they'll need for daily dress

Is a snorkel and some cheap bikini wax,

For the ocean will take over

All of California's clover,

And instead of smog the air is thick with quacks.

If you dwell in Anaheim

You won't worry about crime,

For the criminals have never learned to swim,

And so all of their state troopers

Will go fishing for nice groupers

And Death Valley will seem nothing but a whim.

Adios to California,

Where the seaweed will adornya

And you'll pucker soon instead of getting tanned.

When your mountains start a-crumblin'

We do hope there'll be no grumblin'

If we come to tow away just Disneyland!

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