Monday, April 28, 2008

double dipping

Never mind the classroom

Or professors pedigreed.

Colleges want teachers

With a money-making creed.

Fine Arts do not bring in

Millions for a brand-new lab.

Deans are looking for the pros

Who can pick up the tab.

Research grants are bankable,

But scholarship is not.

Shakespeare is immortal

But can't ante up a pot.

Students heed this warning

And please take my earnest tip:

Get the right degree and then

You too can double dip!



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