Tuesday, April 15, 2008

with apologies to Eugene Fields

Billary and 'Bama had a terrible big spat

And if you didn't know better you'd think they're dog and cat.

(I heard it from a little bird whose singing is quite flat.)

Circling each other, throwing sound bytes with a hiss,

Their Democratic mamas beg them please make up and kiss.

(While John McCain sits back so that there's none of it he'll miss.)

Snarling innuendos that would make a lawyer blush,

Billary and 'Bama paw the ground until it's mush.

(And the strangest part is that with millions they are flush.)

Finally they grapple while the dust obscures the view.

When it clears both candidates are gone without a clue.

(Don't you wish this fairy tale would turn out to be true?)



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