Saturday

 

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In consequence of shortages that now have come our way
we announce with keen regret there'll be no Saturday.
Weekends now will be one day; so plan accordingly.
This is for the greater good of our community.
With the time that will be saved our calendars will shrink,
saving tons of paper and a lot of colored ink.
Those who hoard their Saturdays and do not turn them in
will be dealt with harshly, as will all their next of kin.

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