Old MacDonald had a farm until the burger franchise
Ran him out of town with torts and plenty of their French fries.
Everyone named Ronald has been served with a subpoena
From New York City right on down to tiny Okabena.
Happy Hour in the bars and taverns of our nation
Infringes on the Happy Meal, no matter the libation.
This octopus of ground beef on a bun with sesame seed
Is nakedly espousing the extreme in corporate greed.
Will Colonels in the Air Force have to bow to KFC?
Will Burger King and Dairy Queen get rid of royalty?
Will Peter Pan lose Wendy to another burger chain?
Will Subway send the Navy's craft down some perturbing drain?
Oh let us hope that sanity returns to fast food quickly
And that they serve us nothing more than stuff that makes us sickly.
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