Automated Telemarketing

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The automated phone call
from some telemarketer
has crossed the line of reason --
'tis more than I'll endure.
I'm tracking down these villains
whose recorded message plays
on my phone unprompted
while my temper is ablaze.
When I find them, mercy
is the last thing they will get;
I'll muzzle them and take them
to be neutered by a vet,
and then I'll make them listen
to their own recorded swill
'till hell is freezing over
and the devil has a chill.

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