Grape Jam

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Explaining our economy
you'd need a diagram
that looks like monkeys walking
through a jar of spilled grape jam.
The squiggles there would represent
the monetary loop;
these hash marks are debentures
and that there is monkey poop.
The Dow Jones average would appear
like jam thrown on a wall --
the bond market would be a smear
where some dumb ape did crawl.
And if the whole thing looks insane
and makes you pretty cranky,
help yourself to all that jam
to throw at Ben Bernanke.

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