The Christmas Family Newsletter

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From: tork49@hotmail.com
To: dkelly@pioneerpress.com
Subject: from tim torkildson
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:27:30 +0000

Newsletters at Christmas
are traditional, I hear.
Most are very boring
and moronic, I do fear:
"Uncle Jim has glanders,
little Timmy ate a snake.
Suzie ran away to sea,
mom's jewelry is fake.
Our new car has leather seats
and runs on ethanol.
Junior works at Disneyland
and plays a Barbie doll.
Bob got a promotion
and will soon be out of jail.
Timmy ate another snake
and followed with a snail.
Grandma baked a ham so big
it fell right through the floor.
The basement flooded out again,
we blame it on Al Gore.
Cousin John won second place
at polo in Brazil.
The secret to plutonium
is add a little dill.
Our Tiffany is just so cute
when she stands on her head.
We're very sorry to report
that Gabby Hayes is dead.
We hope this letter finds you
with good health, and money,too.
Since we plan to visit soon
to borrow some from you!"

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