The Cranberry

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Notice how the cranberry
is everywhere today?
You drink its juice for breakfast
and put dried ones in souffle.
It won't be long before they claim
cranberries will reduce
your weight or maybe help you
in the bedroom get real loose.
How I long for olden times
when it was poultry relish
and not this super duper fruit
that TV ads embellish.
I wonder what they'll dress up next
with banner and balloons?
With modern demographics
I should think it would be prunes.

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