Medical Emergency

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The crisis now in medicine
is clear for all to see;
the doctors don't get pens and mugs
from companies for free!
How can they drink their coffee up
if Lipitor reneges --
or write up their prescriptions
on caffeine-deprived legs?
What if the patient must say "Ah"
and Zoloft gets so tight
they won't provide the doctor with
a single cheap penlight?
Who would have thought in palmy days
that companies like Pfizer
would turn around so suddenly
and become a miser?
But hopefully the medicos
will meet this dreadful crunch
with confidence and fortitude
when Merck takes them to lunch.

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