Roller Derby

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Now I think girls should have some fun
but roller derby's overdone;
they gouge and kick and scream out loud,
which panders to the all-male crowd.
They've more tattoos than Popeye had.
They think themselves real tough and bad.
C'mon, girls, drop the acting please;
respect won't come from all that sleaze.
I'll like you for just who you are --
no need to hanker for a scar.
Hard living will not make you grow,
it only leads down to Skid Row.
My homily's about kaput:
Remember when you play with soot
it won't come off so easily
when you need a good pedigree.

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